The Earth is a little tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your
friends into little balls and flick them across the room.

   Should 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?
	-- unidentified passing t-shirt

The little people who live behind my eyes and scream at my brain are telling me to tell you hello.
               --t-shirt