Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my 
	Armpit one Midsummer Morning	
			--by Grunthos the Flatulent

	Putty, putty, putty
	Green Putty--Grutty Peen
	Grarmpitutty--Morning!
	Pridsummer--Grorning Utty!
	Discovery.....Oh.
	Putty?.....Armpit?
	Armpit.....Putty.
	Not even a particularly
	Nice shade of green.