Happy Fun Ball, only $14.95! 
 		WARNING:  Pregnant women, 
 		the elderly, 
 		and children under 10 should 
 		avoid prolonged exposure 
 		to Happy Fun Ball. 
 	 	CAUTION:  Happy Fun Ball 
 		may suddenly accelerate 
 		to dangerous speeds. 
 		Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid 
 		core, which, if exposed due to 
 		rupture, should not be touched,  
 		inhaled, or looked at.  Do not 
 		use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. 
 		Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball  
 		if any of the following occurs: 
 		-itching 
 		-vertigo 
 		-dizziness 
 		-tingling in extremeities 
 		-loss of balance and coordination 
 		-slurred speech 
 		-temporary blindness 
 		-profuse sweating 
 		-heart palpatations 
 		If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, 
 		get away immediately, 
 		seek shelter, and cover heaad. 
 		Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain 
 		types of skin.  When not in use, 
 		Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its 
 		special containter and kept under 
 		refrigeration.  Failure to do so 
 		relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball,  
 		Wacky Products Incorporated, and its 
 		parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, 
 		of any and all liability. 
 		Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball 
 		include an unknown glowing substance 
 		which fell to earth, 
 		presumably from outer space.   
 		Happy Fun Ball has been shipped 
 		to our troops in Saudi Arabia 
 		and is also being dropped 
 		by our warplanes on Iraq. 
 		Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. 
 		Happy Fun ball comes with a 
 		lifetime guarantee.	 
 		Happy Fun Ball 
 		Accept no substitutes.