In Hypno-Vision
As Seen On TV
Filmed on Location
Presented in Brain Control Where Available
Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity
LOADING . . . .
Presented in Doublevision (Where Drunk)
When You See The Robot, Drink!
Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience
Not Affiliated With Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.
Bigfoot's Choice
Please Rise for the Futurama Theme Song
80% Entertainment by Volume
The Show that Watches Back
Love it or Shove it
Deciphered from Crop Circles
For External Use Only
Live from Omicron Persei 8
If Not Entertaining, Write Your Congressman
Larva-Tested Pupa-Approved
Hey, TiVo! Suggest this!
Federal Law Prohibits Changing the Channel
As Foretold by Nostradamus
Transmitido en Martian en SAP
Psst...Big Party at Your House After the Show!
If Accidentally Watched, Induce Vomiting
Coming Soon to an Illegal DVD
From the Network That Brought You 'The Simpsons'
Proudly Made on Earth
Or is it?
Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Please Turn Off All Cell Phones And Tricorders
Krafted With Luv (by Monsters)
For Proper Viewing Take Red Pill Now
Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by Robotany 500
This Episode Performed Entirely by Sock Puppets
The Show That Watches Back
Now With Chucklelin
No Humans Were Probed in The Making of This Episode
From The Makers of 'Futurama'
Scratch Here to Reveal Prize
Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to Actual Robots Would be Really Cool
A Stern Warning of Things to Come
Torn From Tomorrow's Headlines
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
Broadcast Simultaneously One Year in The Future
This Episode Has Been Modified to Fit Your Primitive Screen
Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now
Deciphered from Crop Circles
Known to Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice
Not Y3K Compliant
Bigfoot's Choice
Fun For The Whole Family (Except Grandma and Grandpa)
Simulcast on Crazy People's Fillings
Nominated For Three Glemmys
Touch Eyeballs to Screen For Cheap Laser Surgery
Condemned by The Space Pope
Made From Meat By-Products
Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper
Based on a True Story
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
Secreted by The Comedy Bee
For External Use Only
Like "Hee-Haw" with lasers
See You on Another Network
Beats a hard kick in the face
Dancing space potatoes? You bet!
Too hot for radio
A By-Product Of The TV Industry
